You stand in front of an electric fence and whip your dick out to take a piss on it, it's pretty clear you're about to make a mistake. Other than that, you pretty much have no way of knowing.

Justin Halpern
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  2. If he can't handle you at your worst then he does not deserve you at your best. Real love means seeing beyond the words spoken out of pain, and instead seeing a person's soul. - Shannon L. Alder

  3. Maybe you expected marriage to be perfect - I guess that's where you and I are different. See, I thought it would be all about making mistakes, but doing it with someone who's there to remind you what you learned along the way. - Jodi Picoult

  4. True friends will always push you towards the great possibilities of your future, false friends will always chain you to the mistakes in your past. - Seth Brown

  5. I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart.  - Crystal Woods

More Quotes By Justin Halpern
  1. You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

  2. Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?... Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.

  3. See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.

  4. ... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.

  5. That woman was sexy.. .. Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.

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